Bearmani - Out of the Woods

Relieving the angst-filled anticipation of hirsute fashionistas the world over, A-list super model / clothing designer, Snuffy Bearmani, finally unveils his collection of quality apparel for bears. Early reaction to the collection, both from industry insiders and the general public, has been resoundingly positive. Nathan Davenport, the prominent fashion critic for glossy lifestyle quarterly Ursus Major, has already gone on record as stating “the sheer elegance and bodacious cheekiness of these designs has left me breathless. Compared to Bearmani’s jaw-dropping apparel, the recent collections of other so-called designers look like tacky thrift store nightmares, the drab handiwork of imbecilic and colorblind gila monsters!”

What is perhaps most impressive about Bearmani’s latest designs is the manifestation of his artistic maturity on so many levels. There is, of course, evidence of his rigorous formal understanding of bear apparel. His choices of quality fabrics and trimmings, for instance, is suggestive of an unsurpassed eye for detail and devotion to old world craftsbearship. His trim, formal dinner jackets, and the confectionary-like delights of his colourful cocktail dresses cannot help but evoke a lost world of sophistication and elegance. At the same time, though, there are whimsical, avant garde elements that speak to a modern and forward-thinking vision thoroughly in synch with the second decade of the new millennium.

Standing at the side of the runway as Bearmani’s cornucopia of haberdashery wonders spins and twirls before one’s eyes is, for a true follower of fashion, an inspirational epiphany, the crowning event of a lifetime. It is, then,with the greatest of pleasure that we now bring to you, in the comfort of your home, exclusive access to Bearmani’s complete line of stunning designer outfits at shop.bearmani.com.

 
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