Hey everybirdy! How goes it?

So heres da story...Rights before last Christmas, my humans got da goofy idea dat I needed a spiffy make-over for da big man in red. Dat be Santa, of course! Me being da birdbrain dat I is says Okidoki...dat would be KEWL...sees, I was workin' real hard to stay on Santa's nice list!

I don't mind da paint job too much, its just da step before nobody tolds me about!!!! See I had foot & beak reattachment surgery befores so I foughts a quickie paint job...easy peasy! RIGHT? Dats what you would fink, too?

Oh NO's! Out it comes!!! Not DA sandpaper! !? Hello people! Dis is sooooo NOT Totally Bubbalicious! HOLY MOLY, CHEESE & MACARONI! Argh! QU@ck!!! Oh My Goodness! NOT DARE! Is dat really necessary? I knows its called an extreme make-over but me a birdbrain and don't read contracts befores I signs dem! Dat's cuttin' it too darn-tootin' close to me bits and pieces( if you's knows what I'm talking about)! Can I gets a Heck YEOW!!!!!? OK OK, for Santa I will do dis!

*Sits very VERY still with a wide-eyed expression!* WHEW!!! *Breathes a HUGENORMOUS sigh of relief* Is we done yet? WE IS!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!! Can I get a hip hip HOORAY!? Pass me dat mirror please! OH MY! WOWZERS!!!! I do kinda looks SPECDUCKULAR! Waddle ya'll finks? Is I my TOTALLY BUBBALICIOUS self again? TeeHee!!!Wink winks@ everybirdy! ;>

FootsieNote:
I dun't fink I is QUITE da same....lmbo(laughing my beak off)...hmmm...my bits and pieces seem to have gone south for da winter!
*Giggles*

Love and Beak Nibbles to all me peeps out dare!

Bubbles xoxo

PS....Santa was good to me! *High Five*